i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
what does being stoned feel like
well theres two vastly different answers to this
is it weird to talk to yourself?