if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being
Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
late night feelings (via withoutexistance)
"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..